【70+】Funny Witch Captions for Halloween Costumes 2022

Are you looking for witch pun quotes for costumes? We’ve gathered comprehensive list of best Halloween witch captions for Instagram quotes.

Halloween is here and we all are waiting for this even from long. You have clicked some of your attractive pictures for Instagram and want to post them on social media sites.

But, you need some good caption to grow your killer post. To help you to start with the process of finding perfect caption, we’ve handpicked ultimate list of best and funny witch Instagram captions for Halloween costumes.

List of Top Funny Witch Captions for Halloween Costumes

• I’m not much of a talker.

• A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.

• “Bow down, witches.”

• “Do you really want to know whether I’m a good witch or a bad witch?”

• “Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth

• Serpents and spiders, the tail of a rat. Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!

• “I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono

• In my defense the moon was full, and I was left unsupervised.

• “I’m melting!” — The Wizard of Oz

• “A witch’s brew for two.”

• I’m a wizard, Harry.

• Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.

• “For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl, The Witches

• The witch knows nothing in this world is supernatural. It is all natural.

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Funny Witch Instagram Captions

• Ha! A witch? Moi? Oh, you can’t be serious. Do I look like a witch to you?

• Do you really want to know whether I’m a good witch or a bad witch?

• “Witch, please.”

• Come witch me.

• “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown

• Love for life in all its forms is the basic ethic of Witchcraft.

• “You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Kiki’s Delivery Service

• Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.

• “Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a witch.” — Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden

• “This is my resting witch face.”

• When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.

• “Witch way to the tricks and treats?”

• “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” — Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

• “Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat. Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!” — Madame Leota, Haunted Mansion

• “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

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• I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.

• “Witching you a happy Halloween.”

• “I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, “I Put A Spell On You”

• “I’m defying gravity.” — Wicked

• Witching you a happy Halloween.

• “Can’t wait until I’m witch and famous.”

• “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Hocus Pocus

• It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!

• “Just brew it.”

• “One with the night. One with the day. One with the Earth. That is the witches’ way.”

• This is my resting witch face.

• One with the night. One with the day. One with the Earth. That is the witches’ way.

• Yes, I drive a stick.

• “Always having a witchin’ good time.”

• “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too.” — The Wizard of Oz

• All right! You wanna fry a witch! I’ll give you a witch!

• Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.

• “Everything I brew, I brew it for you.”

• Sky Above, Earth Below, Peace Within

• “Yes, I drive stick.”

• Something wicked this way comes.

• I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

• Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!

• “Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare, Macbeth

• I’m melting!

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Witch Halloween Quotes

• On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.

• “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘Tis near Halloween.”

• “There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Practical Magic

• “Spookin’ with my main boos.”

• “The day he left me was the day I died. But then I was reborn as a witch.” — The Love Witch

• Just brew it.

• “What’s up, my witches?”

• I’m just a basic witch.
• “It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra, “Witchcraft”
• “I only wanna be witch you.”
• The first time I called myself a ‘Witch’ was the most magical moment of my life.
• “I’m just a basic witch.”
• I don’t curse people, I bless everyone else around them.
• What’s up, my witches?
• “Sorry, hell’s under new management now.” — Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
• “I don’t curse people, I bless everyone else around them.”
• Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.
• When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘Tis near Halloween.’
• “Witch black outfit should I wear tonight?”
• Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!
• Cheers, witches!

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