Are you looking for Halloween gravestone quotes? We’ve gathered comprehensive list of best and funny Halloween captions for Instagram post.
You need to show it off, whether your Halloween costume looks cute, funny, or scary. People love to play Halloween party games and matching costumes.
To help you to start with the process of finding perfect caption, we’ve handpicked ultimate list of best and funny Halloween Instagram captions for friends, couples, and dogs.
List of Top Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram Post (Friends, Couples, Boyfriend, Dogs)
I’m under your spell.
Who run the world? Ghouls.
You better work, witch.
Too ghoul for school.
Life is gourd. Eat, drinks, and be scary.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Bad to the bone.
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Funny Halloween Captions for Dog
Only bad witches can drive stick.
No tricks, just treats!
This witch likes wine.
Wishing you a fang-tastic night.
Having a bloody good time!
Happy Halloween to all!
Have a fang-tastic night!
Wishing you a haunting night.
I’m the ghostest with the mostest.
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Funny Halloween Captions with Friends
Bat to the bone.
I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
With the boo crew.
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
I cannot be held responsible for any missing candy.
Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
With my boo crew.
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
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Vampire Halloween Captions
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
If the broom fits, fly it.
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Are you afraid of the dark?
I’m a haunt mess.
Let’s get spooky.
Tricks or it didn’t happen.
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Funny Spooky Halloween Quotes
Meet my boo crew.
Ready for a wicked good time.
Sweet like candy.
Having a bloody good time.
..This isn’t a costume.
Swish swish, witch.
Fangs for the memories.
Double, double toil and trouble!
Halloween night is simply bewitching.
Feeling witchy on All Hallows’ Eve.
Witch way to the candy?
Time to get this party startled!
Ghouls rule and boys drool.
Have a very scary Halloween!
I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.
New face, who ‘dis?
Bugs and hisses, witches!
He’s a handsome little devil.
You look better with the mask on.
Werewolf Captions for Instagram
- Come as you *aren’t.*
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- I’m here for the boos.
- Bone to be wild.
- The ghostess with the mostess.
- Life is gourd.
- Here for the boos.
- Never fully dressed without a wand.
- You can’t always get what you wand.
- You make me batty.
- Howl about them apples?
- Shake your BOOty.
- Happy Howl-oween!
- Hot ghoul Halloween.
- You bewitch me!
- Eat, drink, and be scary!
Funny Halloween Captions for Couples
- Creature feature.
- Creepin’ it real!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Hocus Pocus and chill?
- Trick or treat yo’self.
- Time to get spooky.
- Bugs and hisses to my witches!
- In the Halloween spirits!
- Keep calm and scare on.
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- Can be bribed with candy.
- Mischief managed.
- Howl you doin’ good lookin’?
Funny Ghost Captions for Instagram
- Too gourd to be true.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Every day should be Halloween!
- Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.
- Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
- Oh my ghouls!
- Caution! Black cat crossing.
- This is where the magic happens.
- Hey, pumpkin!
- This costume is eerie-sistible.
- Had a spooktacular night!
- Get in, we’re going haunting.
- Not every witch lives in Salem.
- Feeling fa-boo-lous.
- Love at first bite.
- Having a boo-tiful time!
- The haunt is on for more candy.
Funny Halloween Quotes from Movies
- “I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
- “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.” – Hocus Pocus
- “When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” – Dawn of the Dead
- “My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.” — Aunt Frances, Practical Magic
- “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour” – The Addams Family
- “Can I keep you?” — Casper, Casper
- “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.” — Morticia, The Addams Family
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice
- “I’m a mouse, duh” – Mean Girls.
- “Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
- “You can’t kill the boogeyman!” – Halloween
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