【100+】Funny Non Cheesy Couple Captions for Instagram 2023

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List of Funny Non Cheesy Captions for Couple

Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.
The two of us will build all places higher. Yeah, even hell.
Starting today, I’ll be keeping my clothes in your closet.
We took the chance on one another and it paid off big time!
The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Be a badass with a good ass!
You’re always on my mind. I think this is what being single-minded means.
Like rain, I fell for you.
Once I marry him, he’s finished!
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
Our favorite hobby? Flirting with one another.
I’m thirsty, not for water, but for you.
I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.
I love this goofball!
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
Keep calm and give me a kiss.
My heart throbs in delight whenever I see you. Well, at least I hope it’s my heart.

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Non Cheesy Captions for Boyfriend

Since you have my heart, please keep it safe.
I love you more than pizza.
I need you more than I need air.
Sorry gents, she’s mine.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
They said we wouldn’t work, but we did.
Sometimes, I want to kiss you. Sometimes, I want to punch you in the face. Either way, I love you!
I love you so much that I’ll even cook for you.
The only time I stop talking is when I’m kissing you.
It’s actually quite difficult being perfect…like us.
We’re our own kind of awkward.
Awww…this one followed me home. Can I keep him?
Screw flirting! I’m going to win you over with my awkwardness.
Paradise found.
I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember: “Oh, I also put up with you, so we’re even.”
Our love is that romantic comedy that you’ve always wanted to hate but is too damn cute to hate!
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

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Sarcastic Couple Captions

A relationship is when one person is right and the other person is not me.
He had the courage to touch the butt.
He’s not perfect, but at least he’s not from my hometown.
I’ll keep my promise to you, what did I promise again?
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
I would be sad if you left me, please don’t.
I love you so much, I’ll even cook.
Thanks for being good at killing spiders.
I sent you a message of love, it came back undeliverable, what’s up with that?
The only time I stop talking is to kiss you.
I tell you everything, at least everything I think you should know.
It wasn’t love at first sight, but we turned out okay.
When we kiss fireworks go off, either that or my phone exploded.
My partner in wine.
With you I feel like I’m walking on air…hope I don’t fall.
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
My favorite hobby is flirting with you.
My favorite person to text…57 times a day.
You’re more than just arm candy, you’re my sugar rush.
Husband and wife has a nice ring to it.

Low Key Relationship Captions for Instagram

My favorite travel companion.
Just a couple of weirdos in love.
Orange you glad you met me?
Thanks for killing all the bugs for me.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
Love is talking to you even before my first cup of coffee.
Here’s our submission for the cutest couple award.
A couple of happy campers.
Loving you is the greatest adventure.
Collecting memories and passport stamps with this one.
Thanks for agreeing to take a million photos until we got the perfect one!
Caught flights and feelings.
I’m never lost if I’m with you.
I love sea-ing the world with you.

Non Cheesy Love Captions for Couple

We go together like cookies and milk.
You know when to listen and when to tell me I’m an idiot.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
Fight, make out, repeat. Okay, let’s just skip the fight part.
Forget the butterflies! Whenever I’m with you, I feel a whole zoological garden.
Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat until one of them dies.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
My heart always go boom whenever you’re in the room.
We always have fun together. Coincidence? I think not!
You’re all my heart ever talks about.
Fight, make out, repeat. Okay, let’s just skip the “fight” part.
Happy co-dependence day!
Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
What in the world were you looking for when you found me?!
Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called love.
You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me.
We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.
We took the chance on one another and it paid off big time!
We’re definitely two of a kind!
We’re both willing to risk the cooties.

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Non Cheesy Love Quotes for Him

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.
You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.
I need you more than I need air.
I plan on bugging you every day for the foreseeable future.
There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
Sorry ladies, he’s mine.
So here we are doing embarrassing stuff together.
Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
I open my heart to you. Just make sure that you sew it back up.
He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his surname.
When we’re together, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.
We’re never going to be apart. We’re going to stick like super glue.
You make me smile so much that my face cramps up.
We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
Might as well face it, we’re both addicted to love!
Something tells me that this is finally going to last forever.
I love it when I catch you staring at me.
Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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Non Cheesy Beach Captions for Couples

I love you because you make me food.
I love you even when I’m hungry.
You can keep your clothes in my closet.
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
Am I staring at you too much? Sorry, I just can’t help it.
Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks…to the fridge.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.
I love you even when I’m hungry.
Sorry, I can’t keep calm because I’m totally crazy for you.
This one’s mine! Touch and you’re a goner!
Big spoon and little spoon.
The excellent blend of love and madness!
You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
Sorry to be cheesy, but you’re my butter half!
Falling in love with you was the best fall I ever had in my life.
We’re best friends, right?
..this one followed me home. Can I keep him/her?
Don’t you think that “Husband and Wife” has a nice ring to it?
Let’s prove to everyone that “forever” does exists.

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Romantic Captions for your Boyfriend

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
Pretty glad we both swiped right.
You’re my favorite notification.
It all started with Netflix and Chill.
The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
The perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight too.
This all started with ‘Netflix and Chill’.
With you, everything’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.
You can have my heart. And my ass.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
It all started with Netflix and Chill.
My partner in wine.
What a perfect couple! And yeah, we fart and fight too.
I’ll be annoying her for the rest of her life.
We weirdos gotta stick together!
Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
You’re the person I want to spend every irritating moment with.
For you, I’ll bring out the good champagne.
The first time I texted her, she didn’t reply because she fainted.
We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
Out of all the fish in the sea, I caught you. How extremely lucky is that?!

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